Here detail, in the kitchen Snooki was perpetually hammered and eating a raw potato for everyone's general amusement, and somehow her, "Say you're stuck in the cornfields" defense of the odd behavior made sense, because if you're stuck in the cornfields with Snooki you will certainly pray for a potato to eat to distract you from her unholy manner and odor.
It's old news that Deena wants Mike. Hell, it's old news that Deena wants a milkshake, so to help Deena get with Mike, Snooki offers herself to sweeten the deal only to pull the old "let's have a threesome until I get disoriented and go to a different room, leaving you with my friend who is obsessed with you" switcheroo. Mike was not impressed. Deena's just not a holiday that The Situation observes. The whole scenario was "like havin' chicken put on the table, with salt and pepper, then somebody takes away the chicken, and you're left with salt and pepper." So, in this equation, Snooki is the chicken?! I would think that taking Snooki out of any equation other than a piranha attack was a good thing.
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